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The World’s Fastest Affiliate

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Since I was five years old and bright eyed surprise I’ve always dreamt of going 220mph (330kmh) in a super car dressed as a pedobear.

I joke…that is probably one of my nightmares.  But doesn’t everyone enjoy seeing people piss their pants and confront their nightmares? That is a gift I am prepared to give to you guys.

Three weeks ago a contest was started by Affiliatewire. Affiliate bloggers had to submit their blog and get votes. The prize is flights to LAX, three days accommodation and a ride in a super car that goes 220mph. While I do not like to be coerced into affiliate network promo contests, in this case I made an exception.

I entered two weeks late – stone cold in last place. Now I’m hustling at 5th place but there is stiff competition.

So in the Mr Green fashion I’ve decided to give things a little twist. I have pledged that if I win I will do two things:

1. If I win, I will drive the car dressed as href="">pedobear.

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2. I will also personally host an STM/Mr Green readers meet up whilst I’m in LA.

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I don’t ask much out of you almighty readers…but now I’m calling on you, yes YOU. I need your help to make my nightmare come true.

There’s around 20 other bloggers that are trying to take me down. They are trying to stop me from dawning the pedobear suit.

href="">Vote for me here. (Thanks in advance)

For extra Mr Green respect points get your aunty to vote for me too.

Thank you to everyone who has voted already!!!

style="color: #888888;">P.S. There are three world records at stake.

style="color: #888888;">1. World’s fastest affiliate on land.

style="color: #888888;">2. World’s fastest pedobear on land.

style="color: #888888;">3. World’s fastest affiliate dressed as a pedobear on land.

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Mr Green

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